bear!

'Sup. Her name is bear, and yeah she is fucking gorgeous and a superstar. But you could already sense that. She just has that way about her. Bear really loves sugar and salt, but right now we're trying to curb her habit and shit. She also finds peppers really awesome, as well as lettuce and carrots. She has an on/off relationship with spinach.

So this is my baby. My girl. I like to rub her fur all over my face because it reminds me that everything will be okay as long as bear is in the world.

The end.

Also, do you have a hamster? They are fucking totally cool.